COLOMBINE MASACARE READ ME FILE BY MARCUS CARLIN

NAME:COLUMBINE MASACARE
FILENAME:COLUMBINE.ZIP
DISCRIPTION:3 LEVELS OF ULTIMATE HUMILIATION! (map masters ultimate map pack!)
AUTHOR:MARCUS CARLIN
E-MAIL:CARCUS@D3DMM.8M.COM
WEB PAGE: D3DMM.8m.COM
NOTES:IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLIMENTS PLEASE E-MAIL US, BUT HEY IF YOU HAVE
COMPLAINTS YOU CAN SEND E-MAIL TOO, PLEASE ENTERTAIN US WITH YOUR COMPLAINTS
WE WILL ENJOY LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF AT YOUR E-MAIL.

*PLAY INFORMATION*

SINGLE PLAYER:YES
COOPERTIVE:YES
DEATHMATCH:YES
DEMO'S REPLACED:YES

*CONSTRUCTION*

BASE:NEW LEVEL FROM SCRATCH
COMPLETION TIME:10 WEEKS
KNOWN BUGS:THE AIR VENTS IN THE SCHOOL ARE VERY WIERD I KNOW WHY BUT I CANT
FIX IT

CONTENTS OF THIS FILE

0002HEL.MAP
3DREALM2.MAP
COLUMB.MAP
NOPLAC.MID
FREAK_ON.MID
GOT_THE_.MID
USER.CON     (*IMPORTANT FILE*)
DEMO1.DMO
COLOMBINE.TXT
STORY.TXT


*INSTALLATION*

FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW JUST MAKE A BACKUP OF DUKE3D AND COPY ALL OF THESE
FILES INTO THE DUKE3D DIRECTORY AND REPLACE ANY FILE WHEN PROMPTED.
RENAME THE "DUKE3D" FILE TO COLUMBINE AND THEN GO TO DOS AND TYPE....
CD\MAPMASTE <ENTER>
DUKE3D <ENTER>

*WARNING*

THESE MAPS CONTAIN EXPLICIT AND OFFENSIVE MATERIAL THAT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO
...3DREALMS,RELIGION, AND ALL VICTIMS OF THE COLOMBINE MASACARE
IF YOU THINK YOU FIT INTO THESE CATOGERIES *DONT PLAY THESE MAPS!*
ALSO NOTE THAT MOST OF THE CONTENT OF THESE MAPS WE MAY NOT BELIEVE IN
(ITS NOT REAL GET A GRIP) SO IF YOU THINK THAT YOU R GOING TO SEND US 
COMPLANTS EXPECT TO GET A ABUSIVE REPLY, ALSO IF YOU WANT THIS FILE TAKEN
OF THE INTERNET YOU ARE A  CARROTPUSHING,POOPUSHING,CUMSUCKIN,
TITTISUCKIN,SHITSHUVING,ARSELICKING,GOATFUCKING,CHICKENSCREWING,PENISPUSHING,
SHEEPSHAGGING, SELFISH ASSHOLE, BECAUSE NOT ALL OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS
SMALL FUCKED UP WORLD LIKE THE SAME THINGS YOU MAY LIKE.
SO THE OLD SAYING GOES "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT PLAY IT!" BUT DONT
RUIN EVERYBODY ELSES FUN EITHER!!.

THANK YOU..................
cArCuS:_MARCUS CARLIN  

A small note from an e-mail we recieved a few days ago!

TO: kArNi@d3dmm.8m.com

SUBJECT: Colombine Masacre

I am an un-violent game critic. I was appalled to see that someone at this
age would make an addon for such a explict game.

CYA
Anon


and here was the reply

Dear Unviolent Game Critic

FUCK YOU!!!! You obviously dont have the titular fortitude to complain
to us properly. What the fuck were you on when you wrote the complaint,
marijuana? You dopey shit. Everyone knows that drugs are a fucking waste
of precious money when it could be spent on games like Q3Arena and DukeForever.
(Not that i'm dissing drugs!) And to add on to that. HOW DARE YOU CALL DUKE3D
CRAPPY! It sure as hell beats sitting there on your fat ass all day playing
Solitare and Minesweeper wanking in the process. And why the fuck did you
download it anyway! If you don't like violent games, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT!
And now to conclude what I have just said, I have 25 Words for you.

FUCK YOU, SHIT EATING, PENIS LICKIN, SHEEP FUCKING, CHICKEN SCREWING,
COCK SUCKING, DUCK ROOTING, BITCH FUCKING, POO PUSHING, SHIT SHOVING,
ASS LICKING MUTHAFUCKING TRANSEXUAL FAGGOT!

I ALMOST FORGOT HERE IS MY IMITATION OF YOU.....

I am an uviolent game critic and i have no balls i like raping farm animals
that is much more exiting than killing them. I think that all games that
contain...sex,drugs,alcohol,violence and any other bad influences on children
should be taken of software store shelves! because I am a boring
no balled,gay pufter

--END OF COLOMBINE.TXT--
for now.