Hello Dukers,

	I am Head Bonger. I was the one who modified these con 
files.

TO INSTALL
1.  BACKUP ALL CON FILES
2.  UNZIP DN3DBONG.ZIP IN C:\DUKE3D OR WHEREVER 
DUKE3D IS
3.  DO NOT ERASE THE VOC ( OR VOC GRP ) FILES COZ THE 
CONS USE THEM ( My cute voice )

WHAT TO EXPECT:

1.  3 kinds of fatalities (as in MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITIES ) 
for LIZTROOPS
a.  GREENLIZTROOP - If you go near him during his "fatality state" 
( or suffering state ) and hit space, Duke will kick his  butt and send him flying in the air. If he hits 
a wall or if he falls to the ground, he explodes.
b.  REDLIZTROOP - If you go near him during his fatality state and hit space, he'd fly off too, but 
when he hits a wall, he sticks to it then fall down slowly leaving a trail 
of blood on the wall. Then he falls down faster and explodes once he 
reaches the ground.
c.  ANYTROOP - If you don't hit space during his fatality and just go 
very near and kick him, you'll send him way up the sky with a trail of 
smoke by malfunctioning his jetpack bla bla bla... he falls pretty fast 
and his jetpack explodes with him. This also happens randomly if you 
kill a trooper using his jetpack
2.  A new breed of super aliens hide in the toilet.
a.  They shit shit and sometimes exploding, giant feces which explode 
given time or when...
b.  They attack at an amazing speed but due to their shitty situation 
they usually move slowly.
c.  They fart poison fart.
d.  Please don't kill them immediately because they're practically 
harmless because of their "seekplayer  speed"
e.  They're only dangerous when you hit them with the wrong kind 
of weapon.
f.  Their giant shit contain baby Pigcops that grow into teen-agers
g. bla bla bla
3.  You kill an alien with yo' feet he flits away
4.  Come play with trooper, octabrain, lizman, and pigcop corpses. 
Just go near and hit space once, it turns into a toy, a dead toy. Every 
time you kick or shoot it, don't forget to hold space down first. Kick it 
while on steroids. This is particularly delectable in Multiplayer  games 
because now you have soccer balls and you can play soccer. Build 
some Soccer Field User Maps. Now hold down space and shoot 
SHRINKERGUN to get a real good toy. SHRINKER guns have a 
peculiar effect on dead organisms. Dead aliens can still be frozen. 
5.  The real good toy teleports when you hit it with an exploding 
weapon.
6.  Enjoy the warmth of a quaint bonfire with your friends, aaahhh! 
Just throw a pipebomb near them dead aliens you buttkicked or 
went near to and hit space and let it explode.
7.  The real good toy is dead. The living dead is hard to kill again 
but it's possible and rewarding (what a challenge!). Don't try to 
shr. oooops!
8.  Have mercy with the babies.
9.  And some more that I can't say coz I'm sleepy
10. The usual stuff. Gore. Shit. More Gore. Funnies. More Gore. 
Weird Stuff.
11. Duke bleeds leaves a bloodpoolwhen health drops to 45. 
Excellent for dukematches.( follow your opponents bloody trail )

MISC.:
	I put "// modify" and "markings" to identify those lines I 
modified either below or above or both. Plus troop became poop in my 
trooppoop states. Most aren't marked. You'll figure it out. Read the 
con files carefully.
	"Why do I have to hit space during my dead alien butt-
kicking?" you ask.
	Because if I programmed it otherwise, fu*kface, your path 
would be blocked by dead aliens. You won't be able to pass through 
tight spaces. 

	TALSIK in Filipino means jerk away or something like that.

	For best results, do your fatalities outdoors. The larger the 
sky, the better.

	The reason why I modified these con files is because you 
guys never give your new characters their on friggin' brains. You just 
substitute a spritegroup of a certain alien and voila, you get tired of 
giving it some of its own logic. Come on. Gimme nice enemies.


known bugs:
	I use spritepals to identify or totally change an actor's logic, 
for example: the baby pigs have grey clothes and the god pigs are red. 
Now, if you're in multiplayer mode, all grey pigs shall become babies 
and all reds shall become gods. To disable this, well, I'll leave it up to 
you. There is a way, but it takes up too much memory. Spritepals are 
like shortcuts in actor logic programming. Try ifspawnedby or AI's 
( which is my best bet coz ifspawnedby is not accurate ) or whatever. 
If you want, you could put spritepal whatever after "actor ACTOR" 
where ACTOR is the name of the actor like LIZTROOP. But this 
would mean monotonous colors etc. Sorry. Got no time. At least I 
lighted the candle of your curiosity. Just look for spritepal 18 and 14 
and for the bigbosses 21 since my POOPERTROOPER and LIZMEN 
and PIGCOPS dont use 21.
	Since there are so many "fake walls" in Duke3d ( the con 
files usually don't recognise them ), 
LIZTROOPS sometimes do not explode on impact or stick to the wall. 
They just fly around and hit the ground at an amazing fuc*ing speed.
	F*CKING HELP ME HERE!!! I use the "ifawayfromwall" 
primitive, and it only works on real walls, 
thick walls. There's no "ifwalldistl" primitive. Damn Shit!
	Walls are defined in Duke as small elevations on the floor. 
Walls are not walls. Why? *uck, f*ck, fu*k, fuc*, fuc*k.

Culmination:
	You may or may not like what I did. If you did, I'd be 
making more after my exams. Ill be using the build and make human 
targets ( plus something secret ). If you don't like these con files, sticks 
and stones may break my bones but words can never reach me 
because I haven't subscribed for an internet connection yet. These files 
were brought to you by TOLE, my surfing friend. Oh yes, I do have a 
28.8 kbps modem, but with the way things are going, I don't know, I 
mean, Duke programming takes up 1/10 of my time for everything. I 
want to quit. Mechanical Engineering BECAME such a difficult 
course, I hate Duke for ruining my life!!!
	Maybe TOLE left text here, maybe not coz he's a lazy bum 
and I zipped these babies already. All I need now are some juicy 
software for my Video Blaster hardware to make them juicy levels. 
Help me coz I could be making your favorite levels?!?
	Any questions? Ask Tole to ask me. I learned a lot from 
these con files. Maybe I can help.
	So maybe I'll surf sooner or later. See you.

THANKS TO 3DREALMS FOR THE GREAT "CENSORED" 
ENDING, NOT!
THANKS TO YOU FOR TRYING THIS		
THANKS TO THE INTERNETTERS FOR THE FAQS
THANKS TO 3DREALMS FOR A GREAT EDITABLE GAME!!! 
YOU GUYS ARE WAY COOL 
THANKS TO DAD FOR GIVING ME MONEY TO BUY DUKE, 
NOT!
PEACE TO JV AND JC ARANETA OF L.A. CAL., AND JP 
CAPULONG OF MERVILLE AND TRONKY OF 4D AND JOJO, 
ANDRE, AND TERRENCE ROA OF TEXAS AND MICHAEL 
JORDAN OF CHICAGO AND EDDIE VEDDER OF SEATTLE 
AND GHANDI OF INDIA AND ME AND KUYA BO AND KUYA 
MARK AND ATE MARLA AND WASTING DISK SPACE AND 
WASTING TIME.

I AM 20 YRS. OLD
I HAVE NO MONEY
DONATE MONEY TO ME
CONTACT CHRISTIAN TOLENTINO ( 09443274@mail3.dlsu.edu.ph )

MABUHAY ANG PINOY
Putang ina mo!
		-HEAD BONGER of University of the Philippines DILIMAN
	  	(the Holy GateKeeper)
		 Bong San Pedro