Duke 3D Patch 
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Title                     :The Taxicab Launcher
Filename                  :Taxi-gun.zip; Taxibang.voc; Vroom.voc; User.con; 
                           Taxi-gun.txt; Tiles010.art
Author                    :Bill McGuire
Email Address             :mcgmed@gil.com.au
Misc. Author Info.        :Age: 17 years.
                           Height: Two inches.
                           Maximum shouting capacity: 283 decibels of
                               ear-shattering hell.
                           Favorite pastime: Standing on my head and throwing
                           answering machines at supermarkets while shouting
                           out the name of Hungary's most obscure 4-year-old.
                           That's when I'm not out on the town with my 
                           private army trying to instigate a revolution 
                           which will end with my plans of world domination
                           coming true. If you want to become part of my
                           private army, send a copy of your last parking
                           ticket to my Uncle Edgar's mansion in Quebec, 
                           ensuring that you tell him exactly how many
                           armpit hairs are in your possession before you
                           do so.

Description               :This is a somewhat unusual Duke Nukem 3d weapons
                           patch which converts the RPG into a potent, deadly
                           new weapon - a taxicab launcher. Yes, instead of
                           firing rockets at your opponent, you can shoot
                           minimised cabs at him. They're far more difficult 
                           to dodge than the normal rockets, so they add an
                           exciting new edge to your Dukematch. This patch
                           is ideal to be used with my level "Fairlane".

Additional Credits to     :The film "The Blues Brothers" (a masterpiece of
                           modern cinema) for the Vroom.voc sound effect, and 
                           the miasma of rattling machinery that is my 
                           twisted psyche for allowing me to come up with 
                           such a strange idea.

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* Construction *

Base                      :Entirely original construction, even the artwork.
                           But I gotta admit, the sound effects were not 
                           original.
Editor (s) used           :Sound Blaster 16 WaveStudio to edit the sound FX,
                           and Deluxe Paint to draw the artwork.
Time Taken                :One warm summer's day downtown.
Additional Files          :Bla bla bla, look at the top.

* Where to get this file *
I really don't know, I haven't uploaded it yet. Why the hell do they put this
"Where to get this file" section in, anyway? I mean, it's completely and 
utterly pointless. If the person's got the file in the first place, they 
know where to get it, don't they? And anyway, who ever reads these add-on
text files, apart from me and maybe some other guy several dimensions away?
Why is it so? WHY?