[name2] had a Bruce Lee put on him by [name1], with a quickness [name2] couldn't remove [name1]'s boot from their ass [name2] had their throat slit by [name1] [name2] had open heart surgery, compliments of [name1] [name2] was gutted by [name1] [name2] was stabbed repeatedly in the legs by [name1] [name2] caught [name1]'s flying knife with their forehead [name2] ribs don't help against [name1]'s flying knife [name2] sees what he had for lunch thanks to [name1]'s flying knife [name2] had his legs cut off thanks to [name1]'s flying knife [name2] has a hole in their head from [name1]'s Mark 23 Pistol [name2] loses a vital chest organ thanks to [name1]'s pistol [name2] loses their lunch to [name1]'s .45 caliber pistol round [name2] is legless because of [name1]'s .45 caliber pistol round [name2] was trepaned by [name1]'s akimbo pistols [name2] was John Woo'd by [name1] [name2] needs some new kidneys thanks to [name1]'s dual pistols [name2] was shot in the legs by [name1]'s dual pistols [name2]'s brains are on the wall thanks to [name1]'s 10mm MP5 round [name2] feels some chest pain via [name1]'s MP5/10 submachinegun [name2] needs some Pepto Bismol after [name1]'s 10mm MP5 round [name2] had his legs blown off thanks to [name1]'s MP5/10 submachinegun [name2] caught a sniper bullet between the eyes from [name1] [name2] was picked off by [name1] [name2] was sniped in the stomach by [name1] [name2] was shot in the legs by [name1] [name2] accepts [name1]'s shotgun in hole-y matrimony [name2] is full of buckshot from [name1]'s shotgun [name2] ate [name1]'s sawed-off 12 gauge [name2] is full of buckshot from [name1]'s sawed off shotgun [name2] had a makeover by [name1]'s M4 [name2] feels some heart burn thanks to [name1]'s M4 assault rifle [name2] is now shorter thanks to [name1]'s M4 assault rifle [name2] has an upset stomach thanks to [name1]'s M4 [name2] was shredded by [name1]'s handgrenade shrapnel [name2] tried to invade [name1]'s personal space [name2] didn't throw his grenade far enough. [name2]'s happy thought wasn't good enough. [name2] got smushed. [name2] melted. [name2] blew up. [name2] died. [name2] does a back flip into the lava.