(KInda rude to the Blue team, my personal faves, but, Jim has a rather amusing story)

My story:

So I go into this game and I find that there are about twenty smurfs against
about six struggling reds.
I grin as I hit the 2, and then the 8, making me a red spy.  I bind my key
to "discard; wait; feign" because it is very useful.  I disguise myself as
a soldier as I check out their sniper situation. It was just as I had
expected.  Half their team were snipers.  (GRIN)  But I decided to deal
with them later as ten laser sights hit the wall, followed by about three
shots.
I disguise myself blue, and I leap down the fort, and run back in.  And I
wait.  Just as I had hoped, about three soldiers came in, and stood around
the doors to ramp room.  (grin.. knifety, knifety)
And there goes the incoming enemy in a spray of red pixels and textured chunks.
I redisguise myself as a blue engineer,
and I feign inside of the door of my fort.  Once again, a bunch of enemy walks
through, this time with a medic and a hwguy.
Chopety, chop as I unfeign and knife the hwguy.
The medic decided to be difficult, so I gassed the entrance.  Unfortunately, a
few too many of his nails struck home, and I was soon dead.  I respawned and
immediately disguised myself as a medic.  I went to the entrance, and waited.
Eventually, their medic ran by, and I ran out.  I walked into their front
entrance unscathed.
Now, arrogant teams with an advantage are usually composed of 50% sniper,
50% soldiers.  I decide to check out their flag d,
and I am not suprised to see there is none.  So I think about my options:
1.  Take out about half their snipers with the knife..
2.  Take the flag, and run like hell all the way home..
3.  Gas the respawn, gas the sniper deck, feign, and do it again.

favoring the chaotic possibilities of option 3, I go for it.  Standing in the
shadow until some smurf comes out of the lower respawn, I run in and stand on
the rockets.  I redisguised myself as a soldier when another soldier is
respawned.  Thinking he saw me change, I panic, and toss the gas.  Being new,
he ran.
I got out at my leisure, and changed to a sniper in the shadows.  Hurrying to
the sniper deck, I watch the obituaries and I see that my gas is giving them
hell.  I gas each partition of the sniper deck, and I run like the rest of them
into the central room.  They
stand there like cattle until the gas is gone, when the RETURN to the sniper
 deck.  (gRIN, knifety, knife..)
chop chop
I add three frags to my count as I leap to the ground below, and run into the
water.  Well, they really knew I was there now.  I change into
a blue demoman under the stairs, and I charge up the stairs.  Again, no one
hinders me as I walk freely through the base.  I scurry to the
flag room, and I see that someone got wise, and started building a sentry.
Isn't that cute?  (+gren1, +gren1, BOOM, nomore sentry or engineer.)
I grab the flag, and run like hell up the spiral.. and I see the little things
that strike fear into the hearts of all scouts and spies.. pipeBOMBS!!
Agh, what the hell, I think as I leap over the bombs.  The demoman must've been
a mongloid hpb because I made it over the deathtrap just as I hear BOOOM behind
me.
with 23 health and no armor, I leap down to the ground and zig and zag across
the bridge.
Unfortunately, there are ten laser sights waiting for me when I get to the
entrance.
(shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, blood, gore, gib, flag is on the ground)
I respawn, and I immediately scream to my teammates that the flag is in the
entrance..  They pretend as if they don't hear me, so I'm on my own if I want
to make the
smurfs look dumb.  I disguise myself as I blue demoman,and I leap from the
deck to the ground.  Generally walking around the front of base, where another
demo stood,  I eyed the pipebombs guarding the flag.  Not forgetting the
snipers,
I whip out the knife,
and you guessed it..
gib, blood, another frag.
I wait.. and I move around .. and the stupid snipers can't connect as the
pipebombs explode(the demo panicked, just like I hoped!)
and I grab the flag.  I run like a fiend to the return spot, ignoring my
not-to-swift teammates who don't notice my unnatural glow as they shoot
me, thinking I'm an enemy spy.
I return the flag.
And a sniper picks me off.

I really hate when I return and THEN a sniper picks me off.. it's just not
cool.
I respawn, and I try to go for their flag again, but they've become spy
paranoid
(you know.. with the hwguy standing in ramp room, shooting anything that moves;
five engineers building sentries and dispensers all over the place, everyone
shooting anyone that gives them a funny look.)
So, with 17 frags, I retire to my flag room as an engineer and I build a
sentry,
a dispenser, and a comfortable chair, and I wait for the first poor smurf to
pay me a visit.