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                           FUN CONS v1.0            
                 

Altered GAME.CON files for Duke Nukem 3d (registered version only).

FUN_CONS.ZIP contains:-

  fun_cons.txt  /  this file
  piggood1.con  /  altered GAME.CON file
  piggood2.con  /  altered GAME.CON file
  gore.con      /  altered GAME.CON file
  pig_shit.con  /  altered GAME.CON file                                         
  duke3d.bin    /  end screen

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Title:              : FUN CONS
Filename            : piggood1.con
                      piggood2.con
                      gore.con
                      pig_shit.con
Author              : XXXXXXX
E-mail Address      : fma@mmedia.is
                      Please send me some e-mail and tell me
                      what you think of this patch.
                    
Description         : 

 PIG_SHIT.CON:
This file changes the pigcops. When they shoot at
you, they get a bit over excited and.. well .. shit
right on the floor. But the shit is good for you,
you get extra health by eating their shit. Also, Duke
says "I needed that" when he steps on the shit.

 GORE.CON:
This file adds a lot more blood and guts to the game,
and I mean a LOT! You'll see it when you shoot the
enemies with the rocket launcher and when you shoot the
dancers.

 PIGGOOD1.CON:
This is my favorite. The pigcops are now your friends.
Whatever you do, they NEVER shoot at you. They just walk
towards you and don't do anything. This is fun to have in
DukeMatch games. (Also check out my patch PIGPATCH, where
the pigcops look like Duke Nukem. That really is fun in
DukeMatch)

 PIGGOOD2.CON:
Same as PIGGOOD1.CON, but they also shit on the floor. But
you don't get extra energy by walking on the shit.


Other stuff I've made: PIGPATCH, a GREAT patch to use in DukeMatch.
                     It replaces the pigs with Duke Nukems, and they
                     are totally harmless, they don't touch you.
                     CIA-BASE, a GREAT!! DukeMatch level.
                     HAPPYSNG is a collection of really funny songs
                     to use with Duke, including the X-Files theme,
                     the Mission Impossible theme and I will Survive.
                     I've also made COOLGUNS, a great weapons patch
                     with new graphics and sound effects.
                     You can probably get those from the same place as
                     you got this patch.

To set up:  First make a backup of your original GAME.CON file. Then
            choose what file you want to use and rename it to GAME.CON
            Very simple.

To uninstall: Delete the GAME.CON file that you are using, and use your
              original GAME.CON file. If you don't have it, you can get it
              by typing: KEXTRACT DUKE3D.GRP GAME.CON


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* Play Information *

Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative 2-8 Player  : Yes
Deathmatch 2-8 Player   : Yes
Difficulty Settings     : No, of course not
New Sounds              : No, not really.
New Graphics            : No
New Music               : No
New Programming         : Yes
Demos Replaced          : N/A

* Construction *

Base                    : N/A
Editor used             : A simple text editor
Build Time              : ?
Known Bugs              : None that I know of

* Copyright / Permissions *
You can use it for whatever you want, but if you are going to change it
please send me some e-mail and tell me about it. Also, give me some credit
if you are going to change it or use it with something else.

                            fma@mmedia.is
