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Archive Maintainer      : Theta
Advanced engine needed  : Zdoom 2.3.1 or Skulltag 97E
Update to               : Jizzin' Cocks
Primary purpose         : Single play and Multiplayer
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Title                   : Jizzin' Cocks 1.1
Filename                : Jizzin Cocks 1.1
Release date            : August 29th 2009 (Been rotting on my HDD for a
                          year)
Author                  : Theta
Email Address           : disclosed_83@hotmail.com
Other Files By Author   : None.
Misc. Author Info       : hc pwn all 9999999999-0

Description             : HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH JIZZIN' COCKS. IS YOUR
                          WIFE NOT PUTTING OUT? IS THERE NOTHING ON THE
                          PLAYBOY CHANNEL? THEN YOU NEED JIZZIN' COCKS,
                          SIMPLY PUT THE PK3 ON THE SOURCE PORT AND IT
                          INSTANTLY LETS YOU JIZZ AGAIN.
                          
                          LET'S LISTEN TO SOME OF OUR HAPPY CUSTOMERS:
                          
                          "LOLZ THANKS GUYS I CAN JIZZ AGAIN THANKS JC!"
                          - Brad C.
                          
                          "Damn, I lost the DM because I was too busy
                          playing with the cocks ;)" - Random Slut
                          
                          "My cock used to be stuck to my buddies as we
                          were Weenie welding, now I can Jizz again, Thanks
                          Jizzin Cocks!"
                          
                          JIZZIN COCKS CAN BE USED ANYWHERE, IN YOUR TUB,
                          ON THE BUS, IT EVEN CAN WORK ON YOUR DEATH BED.
                          IF YOU ORDER NOW WE'LL NOT ONLY GIVE YOU ONE
                          COPY BUT THIS EXTRA CONDOM FREE OF CHARGE.
                          
                          A 50 CENT VALUE FOR ONLY 29.95!

			  (This is a joke wad if you're that stupid)

			  Also, this fixes it due to a bunch of changes
			  for Skulltag 97E. (And apprently, how PK3's
			  were handled changed)

Additional Credits to   : Candle Massacre
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* What is included *

New levels              : None
Sounds                  : Yes
Music                   : No
Graphics                : Yes
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : No
Demos                   : No
Other                   : Decorate + DecalDef
Other files required    : A Jizzin' Cock, a condom (Safety First!)


* Play Information *

Game                    : Doom 2
Map #                   : Any
Single Player           : No
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : No
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : If there's no new levels, why are you asking?
Other game styles       : All of them
Difficulty Settings     : Not implemented
Notes			: You'll have to summon the other items if
			  You are not Running Skulltag.

* Construction *

Base                    : New from scratch
Build Time              : About a week sometime last year
Editor(s) used          : XWE, SlumpED, Photoshop, Notepad.exe
Known Bugs              : If you grab a powerup that makes your weapon
                          fire faster, the BJC9000000 does not sync up,
                          the other one, should I think.
			  Females can't win (or frag) ever, if they do, 
			  they're a tranny. Sorry. But I know a girl
			  who likes trannies if you want to meet her
			  haha.

May Not Run With...     : Vaginas, Master Severs that don't let you host
                          Adult files, furries

* Weapon Overview *

ActiveJizzRegeneratorGlove - Gives you more Jizz. Tee Hee, you said Glove.

Jizzin Cock		   - Time to Jizz on all the baddies!

VelvetGlove		   - A smooth glove that will let you jizz
			     farther.

FeatherGlove		   - Tee Hee, that tickles!

VaselineHand		   - Mom come quick! It's everywhere!

SlipNSlideLubeHand 	   - Creamy Jizz, some stay dry while others feel
			     the pain.

MagicGlove		   - Tee Hee, you said Glove! Watch the jizz
			     explode in to multiple directions!

ImpCumshotGlove		   - Eww, pervert. I mean I've seen some people
			     get off to some weird shit, I mean I even
			     seen a marine have sex with an Imp once but
			     jeez, do you have to be such a prevert? Why
			     can't you be more like Dennis? He's such a
			     nice boy, he doesn't do stuff like this and
			     loves his bacon! (Watch the jizz bounce)

RelentlessBeatingGlove	   - It's the Relentless Beating Glove from the
			     Relentless Beating Clan, created by Metalhead
			     so you can beat off RELENTLESSLY!

GauntletsOfStroking	   - Elfs made these so you could stroke and
			     a fire a load as far as a porn star! And
			     also, Tee hee, you said Elf!

BJC9000000		   - The Big Jizzin' Cock 9 Million, YES! 
			     brb coating a wall with my jizz.

BJC10000000		   - HOT HOT HOT! YES OH YES! IT's the new and 
			     improved Big Jizzin' Cock 10 Million! 
			     Japanese Bukake Sessions will never be 
			     the same again!

* Copyright / Permissions *

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reuse.  Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of
their resources modified or included in this file.

You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text file, with no
modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic format (BBS,
Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file intact.  I have
received permission from the original authors of any modified or included
content in this file to allow further distribution.

* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

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